12 avvertenze prima di uscire con un napoletano 

2. Preparati ad aspettarlo… Lui è fanatico, tiene al look, non lo vedrai mai uscire di casa con un jeans e una t-shirt indossati al volo. Il ragazzo “made in Naples” si deve preparare, controllare allo specchio, profumare. Se speri nella sua puntualità…scordatelo.

3. Lui è un corteggiatore nato. E un gran signore. Romantico, sentimentale, galante. Non che non apprezzi la donna emancipata, autonoma e indipendente. Però gli piace coccolarla. Passeggiare al chiaro di luna, farla ridere, magari improvvisando appassionate e buffe dichiarazioni d’amore. Può arrivare anche alla serenata. Cose d’altri temp, che a Napoli per fortuna si trovano ancora! Come pure…(vedi punto seguente)

4. Il conto lo paga lui, sempre e senza discussioni. Il ragazzo napoletano non permetterà mai che una ragazza nella sua città tiri fuori il portafoglio. Signori si nasce, e il napoletano, come diceva Totò, “lo nacque”.

5. Impara ad amare i suoi amici, ne ha tanti, per lui sono come fratelli e non vi lasceranno mai soli! A lui piace il gruppo, e deve piacere anche a te. Ma attenta a non fare gli occhi dolci a nessuno perché… (vedi sotto)

6. Il napoletano è geloso. Anche se non sopporta che tu lo sia, a lui è permesso e anche uno sguardo può far scoppiare un fuoco.

7. I musi lunghi non sono graditi. Il ragazzo di Napoli è solare, estroverso, esuberante. Preparati a serate movimentate e scoppiettanti . E cerca di essere all’altezza. Se sei timida, non importa, però sorridi. E cerca di divertirti. I musi lunghi non sono graditi.Se stai in un angolo per conto tuo, o gli fai pesare di non averti dato attenzione non lo vedrai più.

8. Lui e il mare: un connubio indissolubile. Se sei nato davanti al Vesuvio il mare è la tua vita, il “respiro” con cui inizi la giornata. Lui è uno sportivo, spesso abbronzato da marzo a ottobre, e di solito ha una barca, magari un gommone, o una barca a remi, comunque qualcosa che galleggia. E ogni momento libero è buono per “salpare”. Per chi vive a Napoli andare in barca è naturale come andare in bicicletta Se hai paura dell’acqua, non sai nuotare o soffri il mal di mare corri ai ripari. Fai un corso di nuoto, compra braccialetti o cerotti contro la nausea, insomma attrezzati. Perché un “no” ad invito in barca è come un no davanti all’altare.

9. È buongustaio. La tavola un oggetto di culto e i piatti della tradizione napoletana un “patrimonio dell’umanità”. Che devi conoscere e assolutamente assaggiare, almeno per farlo contento. Non puoi non “sfiziarti” con un crocchè di patate o una pizza fritta, sarebbe un affronto. Babà e sfogliatelle poi sono il pane quotidiano a Napoli, e se non ti appassioni non sai che perdi…forse pure lui.

10. La famiglia a Napoli è sacra. E numerosissima! Preparati a conoscere non solo genitori, fratelli e sorelle del tuo boy napoletano. Ma anche cognati, suoceri e generi di fratelli e sorelle. Oltre a decine di zii (suoi e acquisiti), nipoti e cugini fino al terzo grado di parentela. Oltre ai nonni (e speriamo che non abbiamo anche loro dei fratelli). E visto che a Napoli si festeggia praticamente tutto, ogni compleanno, anniversario ed evento familiare chiama a raccolta tutti. Te compresa. Sfuggire è dura, sappilo. Se ami lui devi prendere tutto il pacchetto. E se nonna compie gli anni il 14 febbraio, lei viene prima del tuo San Valentino.innamorati

Sorgente: 12 cose da sapere prima di uscire con un ragazzo napoletano – Il Giornale di Dalila

 

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